Author - Brendan

“Whoa that was a mistake” said Moe the scientist as Robin Hood, Rocky and some weird ghost teacher came back from the dead but soon after Rocky and Robin Hood fought each other to the death only to kill each other and Moe.

When the ghost teacher dude (now known as Bill) walked back to his old school which is now a mineral museum. When he got there he was very cheesed off to find a… mouldy cheese on top of a Questacon exhibit with a child named Freddy playing with the so called educational exhibit. Bob walked over to Freddy and wacked him with his cane to find that it missed. “Geez this generation’s gone soft” Bob took up a rock the only solid thing he could touch and pegged it at Freddy and hit him on the back. “Strange” thought Freddy “No One.”

Bob had just turned the corner on his T-Rex to find a door “Oh dam” ok, Tom the T-Rex took of 1 hand, 1 head and both his legs. “Roll through the door Tom” said Bob. Tom rolled through only to flatten the Questacon Exhibit. “Oh dam forgot one of my legs” said Tom. “Well hop.”

Meanwhile

Freddy is building a missile launcher full of textbooks, aimed from a distance and missed. As a last resort he loaded up his Manchester United ball, shot and broke the T-Rex into a million bones. “Well that proves that Manchester United are the best strikers.

The ghost snuck up behind him and missed “dam me being a ghost.” As another last Freddy said “The teachers of last generation have gone soft” Bob blew up.

Back at the Museum

“Hello Questacon here, just ringing to see if the exhibits are still in one piece.”