Author - Brendan

“GOOAL” YELLED LARRY AS HE PASSED THE BALL THROUGH THE KITCHEN KNOCKING OVER EVERY POT, PAN AND PERSON IN THE CAFÉ.”GET’S PAST ONE, TAKES THE SHOT AND…KNOCKS THE CRITICS DISH INTO THE GARBAGE”SCREAMED LARRY”CRITICS DISH NEEDS TO GET OUT SAID WALLY “OH MY GOD, OH MY GOD, OH MY GOD” LARRY SCOOPED UP THE CRITICS DISH AND PLOPPED IT ON THE DISH “YOUR FIRED SAID HEAD CHEF” “WHY” SAID LARRY “BECAUSE THE CRITIC HATED YOUR MEAL” “BUT IT WAS PERFECT I BROUGHT IT FROM MACCA’S TWO MINUTES BEFORE” “SO MACCA’S PUT’S LIPSTICK,A NAPPY AND FOOD COLOURING IN THEIR MCFEAST BURGER” SAID HEAD CHEF “WELL OF COURSE THEY DO OR IT WOULDN’T BE A FEAST WOULD IT” SAID LARRY. “JUST GO” MAD CHECK THIS OUT A RECIPE FOR INSTANT DEATH DISH. I SHOULD COOK IT ONE TIME.

THE RECIPE READS AS FOLLOWS:

1 EXECUTIONER,1 AXE,1 PERSON YOU HATE

TELL THE EXECUTIONER THAT THE PERSON HATES THEM. HAND THEM AN AXE.THERE YOU ARE INSTANT

DEATH.

I TRIED IT ON MY BOSS ONCE AND HE DIED SO I AM NOW HEAD CHEF OF A NEW RESTAURANT CALLED

INSTANT DEATH.

IT’S FUNNY THOUGH WE’VE BEEN LOSING CUSTOMERS EVER SINCE WE STARTED.