Author - Michael Tomlinson

Mr. Ellis strode proudly down the street. Today he was unusually happy. So happy in fact it made him freakier than ever. Not that he was freaky or anything. Arg, what the heck. He was freaky so freaky he would use his brain to zap people until they dance, LIKE GIRLS! Anyway he was happy today because he got a cat scan to look at an axe in his head and he saw the size of his brain. He had originally thought that it was 3m by 3m big but it was actually 0.00003mm by 0.00003mm. But because his brain was so small he thought it was bigger than 3m by 3m. The weird guy.

As his stomach bounced up and down as he walked he stopped to think about what he was going to do next. At that moment I slid down a rope over his head. I carefully unscrewed his head. Only to find nothing! Then I looked closer with a magnifying glass.

Then I saw it! It looked like a spot of dust. Even the bug eating it was bigger. I grabbed a pair of tweezers and put the brain in a glass jar. I then wrote a quick note that read, Dear Mr. Ellis, I have stolen your brain for research p.s. don’t chase me away signed Michael Tomlinson.

That night when Mr. Ellis got home he went to check on his “Huge brain.” It took him a few hours before he figured out the note. Then the chase began. It started in the soccer world cup final when the Socceroos were slogging Brazil 19 nil. He chased me all around the stadium in circles. Until we ran so fast in the circle it opened a portal to a different dimension. It sucked us in effortlessly. I fell on my buttand looked at my hand. It was flat! It was actually 2D! Mr. Ellis was still running in circles so I snuck off.

A few hours later I found a door so walked through it. I fell a few meters then floated back up. I was 3D again and floating in space. Then the door behind me flew open. It was Mr. Ellis. His stomach got stuck in the door way and he eventually got free. A comet hit his stomach and rebounded. Then He got a heap of meteors and used his stomach as a slingshot. He shot rock after rock. Then one hit a comet with the sign that read radioactive. It exploded and killed every dimension and universe in will what ever is bigger than a universe. And so it was that Mr. Ellis killed us all. Just like he will if he hears this story.