Authors - Erik, Brendan, Thomas

Santa Claus, after 472 years of delivering presents decided to hand the …………. of gift giving onto a new person.

The new deliverer for the purpose of this story we shall call “Ivan.” Ivan’s previous job was as a “Repossession Worker.” He loved his job but felt he would be able to do this new one as well.

Ivan’s first Xmas comes around faster than he expected. He jumps in the sleigh Xmas eve and sets off on his first delivery. Ivan makes his way around the world in record time, his reindeer had no time to rest and left choc chips on an inordinate number of houses. They fall down exhausted still in their harness. Ivan leaves them to fend for themselves at Santa’s doorstep.

The next day Santa gets thousands of letters of complaints from people with bad presents there and things like “Santa, I am a 73 year old man and I got a G-string” and “Santa, I got a 73 year old woman for Christmas….. AND I’M MICHAEL JACKSON!!”