Authors - Saxon, John, Alex and Brendan

On an extremely unlike North Pole day, with temperatures reaching 47 degrees celcius Santa is packing his sleigh. Due to the excessive heat, Santa had overlooked one of the last requests, an unopened letter. The letter is covered in dust and written on strange bark like paper.

Santa reads the letter.

Dear Santa

I would very much like to have a Trex for Christmas. I have been orphaned in Madagascar since I can remember. I live off berries and foosa but I would love a Trex to go hunting with.

Signed
No Name
2006 BC

Santa says, “Damn it, I had better start looking, but where?

Under the sea at Atlantis?

The Amazon?

Jurassic Park?

“I’m so dumb I should ask the elves. They can create anything.”

Santa approached his four general elves Saxon, John, Brendan and Alex.

“Attention”

“At ease elves”

“I have a serious situation that requires special talents such as youselves. I need a Trex – pronto, any suggestions?

Brendan elf “Time machine, that’s the answer.”

Alex elf “That DNA experiment in the lab”

John elf “I like guns”

Saxon elf “How about a machine that brings toys to life”

“Brilliant Saxon, that’s the answer. Alex elf and Brendan elf get the machine. John elf and Saxon elf, you find a toy Trex, and we will meet back here in thirty minutes.

Thirty minutes later all is ready. The toy is in the machine and Brendan elf and Alex elf prepare to pull the massive handle on. They all turn away and close there eyes. There is a massive bang. They turn towards the machine and it is spinning slowly and a red glow is coming from the inside. It slowly stops and comes to a halt revealing the words on the back of the machine “Rudolf’s Kennel”

Saxon elf opens the door and out stumbles a red nosed creature with antlers flopping down, scaly skin and fur under its leg pits. It tries to walk on two feet but clumsily falls forward and bumbles on all fours.

Santa says, “Brendan elf and Alex elf, did you check that machine when you got it.

What have we created?”

John elf, “What shall we do? I like guns (I don’t think)”

Santa “I don’t think we should be that drastic.”

John elf, “What about a potato gun?”

John elf “I said it a million times I like guns.”

Santa ‘If you like guns so much I might just fire you.”

Santa ‘Now I am really in a pickle. I have one less reindeer and a Trex that looks like a four legged mangy mutt with radiation poisoning.”

Santa says “How can we end this story?”

Brendan elf “I’m so wilko elf boned”

Alex elf

Saxon elf

John elf “I like guns!”

Saxon elf says “Just give the kid the Rudolf Rex.”

Santa, “I’ll go and get an extra strong chain.”

No name “I faked the letter. Now I can destroy the world.”

But since the Trex was mixed with a reindeer it didn’t work.

Santa “Give me back that Trex.” They took Rudolf back to the machine and put the

dial on to life, but the machine only worked twice on one thing so Rudolf was never seen alive again.

Mwhah hah ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!